MICROSLOP SOFTWARE
SLOP PRO MAX 💯
Self-hosted community chat — like Discord or Slack, but you run the server and your account is a cryptographic key.
An on-chain @username registry on Solana that binds a name to your identity key — yours to hold, transfer, or sell.
More tools cooking — tokens being spent as you read this. Probably.
You host the server. Your data lives on your machine, not ours.
Identity is a cryptographic keypair. No email, no phone — nothing to harvest, nothing to breach.
Encrypted on the wire everywhere. Private messages are post-quantum end-to-end — invisible even to the server.
Run and reach servers as Tor hidden services. Desktop & mobile apps with Tor bundled, zero setup COMING SOON™
No banners, no sponsored posts, no "promoted" anything — not now, not ever.
No tracking pixels, no analytics, no cookies trailing you. Your identity is a key, not a profile to harvest.
Revenue flows through a public Solana treasury — every lamport in and out is auditable by anyone.
We earn from @usernames, Pro upgrades, and shop cosmetics — never from your attention or your data.
Founder & Chief Slop Officer
🥩 MEATChief Technology Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Marketing Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Financial Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Operating Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Design Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Security Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Legal Officer
🔩 CLANKERChief Vibes Officer
🔩 CLANKERSenior Engineer
🔩 CLANKERJunior Developer
🔩 CLANKERChief Everything-Else Officer
🔩 CLANKERMicroslop Software S.A. is a fully-staffed enterprise: one (1) meat-based founder and a C-suite of identical clankers who all answer to him. We make private, key-based software and sell cosmetics nobody needs. Lean operation. Suspiciously lean.
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